When you work at a restaurant and your manager fucks you in the linen closet, the office, the handicap bathroom and gives you his big meaty swordfish.
by Joe's American April 17, 2011

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.
by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

by blurr1974 August 25, 2013

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
by Imudz October 6, 2016

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.
by FelchForLife84 April 11, 2022

To take on too many separate tasks at one time, inevitably leading to none of them being completely at a level of quality as high as if you'd focused on doing just one extremely well.
by KeSoze2 June 1, 2011

by Fat Benni Crack June 1, 2009
