Swoon Magnet

When someone is so beautiful, perfect, and attractive physically and mentally. that they attract many folks of the same and opposite sex.

Have you met that super babe Casey? She is such a Swoon magnet .

by PegMePeggy December 4, 2018

Toon Swoon

The state of being enamored with an MMORPG non-player character, particularly romance-able NPC's.

"I can't wait to log in to Star Wars: The Old Republic to see if Corso Riggs has anything flirty to say to my smuggler character! What can I say, I've got the Toon Swoon for him."

by kitschicat June 10, 2012

Va va Swoon

Describes a complexity of attraction involving romance and lust.

That sexy beast in the next cube row is brains and brain. Quintessential Va Va Swoon.

by Kiki VonBacon February 26, 2025

Swoon

A word that doesn’t really belong in the English vocabulary. If used in communication with other people, severe stress related disorders may arise. The origins of the word Swoon are believed to begin in the early psychiatric institutions of south east Scandinavia

Josh avoids the word swoon at all costs because he knows what could happen if he lets it into his vocabulary. Josh is smart

by Finn Avery June 30, 2019

SWOON

Swoon is a sad young man he distracts himself with booze,weed,and games he complains about life's problems but does nothing to fix them he falls in love easily because he hasn't had any human contact in a year he often thinks about suicide because he is too tired of life itself he often asks himself "why was I born" but, he still has potential to fix his mistakes and get the fuck out the grave he dug

"oh it's a Swoon"

by horny cripster March 16, 2021

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

dude-swoon

Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.

Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.

by triphx December 7, 2012