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u swallow

a bomb ass comeback to "you suck" When someone says you suck, respond with you swallow, and their embarresment levels will be off the charts
daniel: lmao, you like math? u suck
ryan: u swallow

daniel: *dies due to overwhelming embarresement*
by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 13, 2018
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ben swolo

A meme from Star Wars the last Jedi, where it shows Kylo Ren with tights that go extremely high.
by Rubikslube December 27, 2017
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Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.
My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.
by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009
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Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
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cum swallower

When a girl drinks or eats your semen, therefore swallowing it.
by Cañas November 29, 2013
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Squirt & Swallow

to take a girls orgasm juice straight into your mouth and swallow it
We had a Squirt & Swallow party and I got totally soaked. I slurped every girl there.
by cuntlickericious December 15, 2008
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Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan
girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing
by moocow419 June 8, 2011
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