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Swiss Avalanche

When a man stands behind a bald person on their knees and slowly cums on the top of their head so it will run down the persons face, like an avalanche runs down a mountain.
“Man, I want to Swiss Avalanche on Amber Rose so bad.”

Wife: “Honey, the results are back. I have Cancer. Now, we can finally Swiss Avalanche like we’ve always wanted to.”
by caseykills November 23, 2018
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Swiss Army Cock

When someone, usually a guy, opens a bottle with their belt buckle. The individual must be wearing the belt. The item opened can be any bottle, typically beer, but a bottle that would other wise require a bottle opener.
"Damn dude, he just opened that beer with his belt"...

"Yeah man, he's got a swiss army cock"
by MrMeme777 January 18, 2022
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N-Word Scissorhands

The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.
Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."
by Voideryn January 19, 2021
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Swiss Fucking Cheese

A phrase often used while getting angry at the Impossible Game because you couldn't beat level 2. Used on RoosterTeeth's Rage Quit.
<Playing The Impossible Game> Alright you got this, you got this you square motherfucker....you got the *dies* s...Swiss Fucking Cheese, God Dammit!
by Sypher2015 April 6, 2013
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swiss cheesed

To get wet up with an AK47. The multiple bullet holes are like the holes in swiss cheese.
Man 1: Hey my dude, wanna come bangin' with me and the crew?

Man 2: Naw man I'm straight. One of these days you gonna get swiss cheesed up.

Man 1: Fuck that shit.
by John B AKA JustBlaze216 January 14, 2008
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scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".
Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."
by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007
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I need scissors! 61!

Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.

The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005
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