Sweden

A country that has really got their shit together. They have not been directly involved in a war for almost 200 years.

Say what you want about it being cold and dark but Sweden beats the United States it a lot.

Also proof that democratic socialism CAN work and is NOT evil. America could get a lot more done if people here were not scared of the word "socialism" and if the top 2% could quit complaining about paying taxes that they CAN EASILY AFFORD to pay, and realize that the tax money will go to things like health care and education that will improve life for everybody.

Sweden has one of the highest human development index rankings in the world and is one of the least corrupt countries. Same sex marriage is also legal in all of Sweden.

by Polexia May 18, 2011

Swede

The coolest people this side of the mason dixon line.

"Wow, I wish I could cool and Swedish like that Swede. I guess Im going to go kill myself, because I have seen a level of swankness that I can never possibly reach."

by Sex December 15, 2003

Swede

Swede is a British term for somebody's head

"i'm gonna whack him round teh Swede

by D'N X April 27, 2019

sweedes making my Twinkie doo

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubby” dance

“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
“Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”

by HandsomeZ December 25, 2019

Rare swede

An individual who possesses many strange personality traits or looks a certain way. Primarily used as a term of endearment but can also be used as an insult. (Origin: Yorkshire)

Rare - Strange or unusual

Swede - Slang word for a person’s head

A : Why does James act like that? Does he think he’s funny?
B : Yeah, he’s a a rare swede

A : A rare swede indeed...

by CurbYourDictionary March 17, 2021

New Sweden

Most people in Philly are tremendously proud of their Swedish roots. A Majority of the people living in Philadelphia vote in favor of changing the name of the city back to the old colony name New Sweden. They have kept the blue and yellow colors in the city of Philadelphia flag and most of the rich culture and exciting cuisine is down to the early Swedish immigrants.

Mmmm, this cheesesteak is soo good. Thank you New Sweden!!

by GrittyEagles January 6, 2022

does my swede in

Term used to describe a task or person that really messes with your head

learning MySQL really does my swede in!
that girl is nice to look at but boy does she do my swede in

by BBok666 August 24, 2017