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Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.
I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.
by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009
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Lolo's sweatpants

when one's leg hair is so thick and dark that it appears said hairy individual is wearing sweatpants.
Dude, why do you even bother putting on jean's? You're already rocking them Lolo's sweatpants. Don't you get hot?

Go fuck yourself....
by vonscha2 January 21, 2011
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Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007
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sweatpants

Pants that are worn in subzero temperatures and are usually made from 100% cotton (because it absorbs sweat). The best ones have elastic at the waistband and ankles.
It's 37 below, where are my sweatpants at?
by Erath January 23, 2013
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Sweatpant Mafia

Apparently the word the Brits use is 'Chav.'

Young British guys, usually teenagers to mid-twenties, who wear sweatpants all the time, sagged down below their skinny asses. They are pimple-faced, have over-gel'd hair and may even have a design shaved into their hair like Kanye West, or a couple of lines shaved into one or both eyebrows. They may be missing a tooth.

They will often be found on city buses accompanied by their teenage girlfriend or wife and their 2 kids. They usually wear a baseball cap turned sideways and rarely wear a coat, as hooded sweatshirts are apparently enough, even when it's snowing out. They have an abundance of cheap-looking bling, an outdated model of cell phone and designer sneakers.

They speak in a dialect that is incomprehensible to the unsuspecting American. They are always either smoking or rolling a cigarette, or they have one tucked behind their ear for later. They can also be spotted carrying a greasy fast-food bag, presumably full of cheeseburgers for their kids.
Dude, what the hell? Why are there a bunch of puny wanna-be homies around here? They look like K-Fed.

Oh them, they're part of the sweatpant mafia.
by Estancia1234 February 15, 2010
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Wear Grey Sweatpants Day

On November 15 every boy needs to wear grey sweatpants to raise awareness for all single ladies and the day of asking them out.
Boys wear grey sweatpants and ask the girl, boy or person you like out on a date.

Girl: wow he is wearing sweatpants I wonder if he is going to ask someone out.
Wear grey sweatpants day needs to happen
by Yo need love November 4, 2019
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grey sweatpants

chad: yo bro did you see her in nike pros?

brad: yeah i told her she looked hot and gave me a boner and she said that grey sweatpants make her get butterflies
by acdudley16 July 13, 2022
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