swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.

Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 09, 2003

Swamp ass

It’s literally just a sweaty ass. Or when you shit yourself and it’s mushy in there. Pretty gross bro

They smell like swamp ass

I feel like I have swamp ass

by chichimon March 13, 2019

Swamp-ass

A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.

Man that dude Edward Malone has swamp-ass, I heard he doesn't shower in weeks.

by DJBigD February 24, 2012

swamp ass

when your butthole leaks and is very wet

i hade such bad swamp ass cats followed me for a week

by couragewolf127 February 20, 2011

swamp ass

A condition caused by excessive moisture build up on one's ass, creating a very uncomfortable and disgusting situation in anal region.

After Marcus and Antonia were done frolicking about they all had a terrible case of swamp ass.

by Jen March 09, 2005

swamp-ass

A boggy, stinking mess that inhabits ones genital area.

Do you smell that??! Smells like swamp-ass in here!

by Suerte January 02, 2004

SWAMP ASS

WHEN ONE'S ASS SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY AND THAT SWEAT BEGINS TO SOAK THROUGH THEIR UNDERWEAR AND PANTS.

I HAD TO WAIT IN THE DRIVE THRU WITH NO A/C AND HAD THE WORST CASE OF SWAMP ASS EVER.

by BIGSKINNY July 14, 2008