swahili

Describes the verbal garbage that is spoken by a severely drunken person.

I had so much to drink last night, that I was speaking swahili.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009

Swahili Deli

When a chick has a bunch of dangle berries hanging off her pussy hair.

"Dude, I picked this chick up at a bar last night, and when she took her pants off...and she had a bunch of crusties hanging off her snatch!"

"Ha! You had your first Swahili Deli!!!"

by ATips February 21, 2008

Shahining

The act of witnessing dj Shahin live.

Yo man, I was Shahining all night long! Where's the afterparty?

Fuck, I was Shahining balls last night.... where's the afterparty?

by SamsonMTL August 26, 2013

swahili

To goose two fingers up someone's ass when they're not expecting it.

Watch this, I'm going to Swahili Spencer when he bowls. Or I just swahili'd the shit out of jordyn.
you better not Swahili me! I totally gave her the Swahili today and she never saw it coming.

by HAITIAN April 4, 2014

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swainie

pure win.

Person 1: Whao.

Person 2: Swainie!

by big old paul September 28, 2009