summerlin mom

wears lulu, even if she hasn’t worked out all day
drives a white mercedes

goes to yoga class every morning

When I grow up, I want to be a summerlin mom

by jtbean May 26, 2018

Summerville

A small town in South Carolina that has literally nothing to do. If you're under the age of 60, don't move here. The majority of this town consists of casually racist, gun-owning, old republican white people. It is the most boring town you will ever visit. Since the town itself is so small and boring everyone between the ages of 12 and 40 do drugs/drink or have sex and if you do venture out into the wild to find something to do, chances are you're going to get shot. If you wanna move here don't move to Summerville, just move to Charleston, it's about 45 minutes away and is so much more interesting. The schools in Summerville are: Summerville High (for the gays and the furries), Ashley Ridge (for the kids who think they're gangsters), Fort Dorchester (for the actual gangsters), Cane Bay (for the athletes), and Pinewood Prep, a private school (for the drug dealers and kids smart enough or rich enough not to get caught by the police). So yeah, to sum it up it's boring, the traffic is horrendous, and the people are crazy, just don't move here. :)

new kid: so, what is there to do in Summerville?
local: literally nothing.
new kid: oh ok.

by Hondacf100! October 6, 2022

Summerlicious

Summer 'special offers' offered by restaurants throughout the city.

Personally, I haven't gone to any restaurant during Summerlicious (or Winterlicious for that matter), but I hear very good things from a variety of people.

by Filip2412 December 31, 2008

summerland copter

Tape a tennis raquet to your penis and do the helicopter

I almost sacked myself when I was doing the Summerland copter

by GrassUpMyAss July 11, 2014

summersville

summersville is a town in southern west virginia. known for it's big ass lake. perfect for drunken boating. teen pregnancy is a common occurence. most girls have experienced child birth before driving a car. boring place where nothing good ever happens.

nobody important ever came from summersville.

by beatnik32 October 17, 2006

Summerlin

The wealthiest part of Las Vegas. Home to luxury homes, upscale shopping, Red Rock Resort and Las Vegas Ballpark. Home of the best views of the Las Vegas Strip. Located at the doorstep of Red Rock Canyon.

“ I’m going to hike in Red Rock Canyon and eat at Red Rock Resort in Summerlin.”

by Peter Boyd June 17, 2019

Summerlin Mom

A Summerlin mom is a Rich entitled Gated community living European Karen that lives in Las Vegas. They usually have Golden Knight season tickets and use their husband's Black AMEX card to buy anything they need to keep up with their neighbors. Their children usually go to private schools, and only work minimally for play money. They love boxed wine and getting plastic surgery. They like to wear VGK glitter jackets and work out and tan during the day. They are a running joke on the VGK Keeping It Real fan page on FB. Vegas Ron has trademarked this term.

I saw a Summerlin mom at Costco wearing a Golden Knight Glitter jacket getting into her Tesla with a case of boxed wine.

by VEGASRON January 6, 2022