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sucking dick for cheetos

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
by Black21 October 14, 2013
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International sucking dick day

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.
George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."
by ieatass3 May 25, 2018
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Suckingadick Cuminmyass

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
by KinZil March 10, 2017
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fake ass booty sucking hoe

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.
Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.
by Harrison Swiss February 1, 2018
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national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
by yrfavho April 11, 2017
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suckin diesel

From a Northern Irelander:

"Suckin Diesel" should only be used to describe a situation which has recently improved.

The situation should have been so bad that little or no progress had been made for some time. It should only be said after an event or action which allows further progress to be made.
John: What are you doing Dave?
Dave: Trying to get my computer to work.
John: Been at it long?
Dave: yeah about 3 hours mate, I can't seem to get it switched on. Any ideas?
John: Have you tried plugging it in and flicking the switch on the wall??

(Dave plugs PC in and flicks switch. PC starts to boot up.)

Dave: "Ahhh...now we're Suckin Diesel!!"
by Flarkey August 26, 2004
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Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
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