stumpy joe 

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

stumpy joe by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006

Stumpy Steel Arm

RULES:
1) Only allowed to use the same elbow
2) Hit oppenents upper arm in which they are hitting you with.
3) Winner is the person whose oppenent gives up OR falls off his chair. (MUST BE SITTING DOWN DURING GAME TIME @ ALL TIMES)
4) No swinging of the stump ONLY POKING
5) If you miss it still counts as a attack
6) Enjoy responsibly STUMPY STEEL ARM
made by BEN L & DOM G

We at B&D's are hoping you will enjoy this game. If you need practise at Stumpy Steel Arm, bully the smaller and younger people.

Stumpy Steel Arm by BEN L & DOM G June 11, 2007

stumpy shorts 

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

stumpy shorts by safe-tee December 13, 2012

stumpy fawker 

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

stumpy fawker by Jason June 30, 2003

stumpy vig

a real cheeky cunt

aw you stumpy vig

stumpy vig by the real stumpy June 16, 2017

stumpy sienna 

the sexiest mother fucker on god's green earth

well, you know what they say about stumpy sienna!

stumpy sienna by slimylittlesucker April 28, 2021

stumpy toe 

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

stumpy toe by stumpy toe July 31, 2016