Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumpied

When you have been fucked by a stump. i.e. He took off his leg and fucked her with a stump.

Damn girl, do you have sides on that pussy or have you been stumpied?

by Slide it in Hen May 21, 2019

Stumped

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

Stumbled On

A subtle way for a Hoe to say she fucked a guy accidentally on purpose.

Abby stumbled on five guys on Saturday night included two mounted police officers.

by OPB April 24, 2019

stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

stompled

When you mean to say either stomped or trampled, but instead mix the two words together.

"...and I wasn't in charge at the meeting, but I stompled the managers and just kept talking like I was!"

by cyjordan April 20, 2012