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Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)
That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker
by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012
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starfucker

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.
Starfucker is awesome
by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 30, 2010
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'straunt

Short for restaraunt, shortened much like the word 'fridge for refrigerator.
You guys wanna head to that 'straunt?
by fierymonkeyskull December 1, 2003
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straughn highschool

Straughn Highschool is a school full of racist crackheads and homophobes. Everyone Juuls in the bathroom. I guess it’s better than the other county schools though.
Straughn Highschool is where everyone juuls in the bathrooms.
by YeehawBoy May 18, 2019
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noob strafe

A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.
The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.

The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
by flabby---- May 25, 2006
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Trish Stratus

World Wrestling Entertainment Diva/Wrestler; 6 Time Women's Champion, 3 Time Babe of the Year, Diva of the Decade, Former Fitness Model and TAG Huntress.

Born in Richmond Hill Ontario, Canada on December 18, 1975 making her thirty years old. Has appeared in multiple magazines and on their covers, although she has never done Playboy. Has been on MADtv twice, done comedy shows up in Canada and will be hosting the 2006 Canada Walk of Fame. She has been employeed by the WWE since 2000. Her real name is Patricia Anne Stratigias and she has two sisters, Christie and Melissa. She still lives in Canada despite working in the US with the WWE.
Trish Stratus holds the women's champion a record of six times.
by cmarielizabethm April 1, 2006
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to straf

A Nigerian slang meaning "to have sex with"
Boy 1: i want to straf that girl.
Boy 2: but you don't even know her.
Boy 1: don't worry.i have my ways. I'll give you a detailed report tomorrow.
Boy 2: impossible.how will you do that?
Boy 1: hahaha.easy! When she looks into my eyes the panties will drop by themselves.the rest will be history.
by so-tech February 18, 2014
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