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Mall Stopper

The act of when walking through the mall, the person directly in front of you abruptly stops, looks around for perhaps a certain store, and then changes direction. This can sometimes cause a collision with the mall stopper or at the very least cause you, the victim, to stop short as well. These people rarely apologize.
"Last night I banged into a group of 4 mall stoppers and was nearly killed."

"I can't believe I got mall stopped today by a group of mall walkers."
by longlivesniglets March 7, 2009
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Cork Stopper

I had to get some Cork Stoppers because my flow was so heavey
by HaleyG January 27, 2009
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suisare stopper

A stink bomb thrown over the fence when the neighbors are having a suisare. Emits a strong foul odor and sends 'em scattering, effectively ending the suisare.
I'm going nuts with all that noise from next door. Where's that suisare stopper?!
by suisare crasher October 15, 2004
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clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers
Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!
by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019
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Doom Stopper

Doom Stopper is an alter ego used by all time arch villan Ilan Gmach. Doom Stopper was know to chronically masturbate while referring to himself in the third person. Doom Stopper mainly terrorized Sante Fe, New Mexico in the late 1920s, after a while he was quickly captured by the local police force. Doom Stopper tragically died in his cell after fifty years.
Wow, that guy's right arm is so much more muscular then his left. I bet he calls himself doom stopper.
by TiredEle5 May 20, 2012
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Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!
K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!
by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010
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Fucking stopper

The concrete thing that keeps you from driving over fat bitches walking on the sidewalk buying shoes at he strip mall.
Dude don’t pull past the fucking stopper or you'll kill that ho.
by Fun2bfun May 4, 2019
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