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stones in pocket

To put stones in one's pockets means one is going to commit suicide. This term comes from the method of suicide employed by Virginia Woolf when she put a large stone in her pocket and walked into a river to drown herself.
That concert was so boring I was about to put stones in my pockets.
by Tracey December 28, 2003
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stones on the horizontal

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis
Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!
by mrsmartycustomer September 4, 2011
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Stones on needles

Idiom of crisis management, to be durable, resistant to difficult circumstances; delusional delicate condition.
To have stones on needles.
We have stones on needles.
by word act January 28, 2018
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Stones Feeling

A ballsy or bullish attitude towards a situation.
"I have a stones feeling we’re going to be spiking up here very soon. Don’t ask how I know." - PandaPunch
by spacecowboy420 June 6, 2022
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John Stones

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
by John stones fan February 2, 2021
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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
by Scizor69 February 10, 2022
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The Rolling Stones

A rock 'n' roll band who have been around since 1962. The majority of 'Stones songs are quite simple but you just can't resist dancing to them. In terms of commercial success, they are 2nd to lThe Beatles. The Stones have produced such classics as Jumpin' Jack Flash, Sympathy For The Devil, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Start Me Up, Rocks Off, Brown Sugar and so many more. Whilst a few people say that musically they are not as talented as some other bands from around that time, there is no denying the Stones can really rock. They will probably last forever, as I am currently writing this, they are on tour.
Person 1: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Person 2: No
Person 1 has left the chat
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