Stonasize

In class a kid is afforded an opportunity to try something different he could play video games in his desk or go to the bathroom but in the time it took to go to the bathroom I was unopportunified by an unsuspected guy who thought it was ok to pick up my Nintendo like I had a process of do work in class before leaving an I’m normally don’t to be surprised by a Warrent of petty disguise when I was the suspended on size

Man look mufuka done told the teacher I’m beating my dick in class when I haven’t even whipped out my penis for a girl mufuka stonasized me

What does that mean

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Stonasize

by Nippi kay June 19, 2021

Stoklasa

When your jizz hits the floor, bounces, and impregnates a girl sitting on top of a fridge.

I came so hard I was pulled of a Stoklasa

by Halfinthebag May 10, 2022

solastalgia

A form of emotional or existential distress caused by environmental change. It is best described as the lived experience of negatively perceived environmental change.

The beauty of the first blue sky Ben had seen in days was tinged by his feelings of solastalgia.

by Benron July 3, 2023

stolan

stolan: a literal asshole.

that dude over there is such a Stolan.

by stolansbitch February 28, 2018

skolas

Coolest discord user from hawai'i, ain't nobody like skolas. He's a 3x veteran and has survived hiroshima in 3 alternate timelines. skolas also has an amazing 12th sense being able to tell whteher or not you are 18+ or not.

skolas is such a cool dude.

by skolas May 28, 2020

Stolarick

a man who is extremly physically attractive and intelligent but just doesnt always use common sense.extremly sweet man. He also has no self confidence when he looks in the mirror.

girl 1 -That guy is such so cute but he says the dumbest thing
girl 2 -Yeah hes a Stolarick

by nflcheerleader79 January 15, 2006

stylash

An eyelash that is heavily styled, esp. with mascara.

Dude, there's a stylash on my paper!

by Cody the Awesome February 27, 2008