Rigid Shit Sticks:
1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet
2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet
2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
Get the Rigid Shit Sticksmug. synonym.
When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion
2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion
2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
by twotoTandy March 26, 2008
Get the shit sticks to the lionmug. Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.
by cosmicaug October 7, 2009
Get the Occam's shit stickmug. by CJ March 8, 2004
Get the shit stickmug. While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
by H3ddeeecaca February 11, 2023
Get the Side Pocket Shit Stickmug. when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka
a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka
a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018
Get the a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tipmug. by Lienmek July 12, 2009
Get the Shit Stickmug.