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Shitification

The act of tricking consumers into believing a product or service is better or bigger, when in fact, size or quality (or both) have been reduced, and packaging updated in a series of one or more passes in an effort to increase profit without adding value.
Man, shitification struck again at the store! These new "BIG" rolls of toilet paper are the same size as the regular ones I bought last week, but more expensive.
by sjg428 March 9, 2017
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Shitism

Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan
I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!

Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
by I love to shit May 26, 2021
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shitiot

A complete and utter moron. One who is stupid. Often one so stupid, they are compared to human feces.
by Strongbad February 9, 2003
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Shitifying

Terrifying to a degree where you almost shit youself.
"That movie was seriously shitifying!"
"Kate is shitifying when she's high."
by Naevai November 17, 2009
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Shitibility

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.
Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.
by muttmutt June 20, 2011
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stitious

Mom always throws salt over her shoulder when cooking, but swears she's not superstitious. She is at least stitious because i've see her do it all my life.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022
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Shitidiot

Some turd who is a combination of a shithead and an idiot.
I heard Dickson spreads cream cheese in his butt while listening to Dido, what a fucking shitidiot.
by Mr. Bob Diesel January 7, 2009
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