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A Clint Stevens

A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life
Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time
by Sorrow_boy November 1, 2020
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Sufjan Stevens

A musical God. Known for using many different instruments in creating his sound.
Zack: Who's your favorite musician?
Sam: Sufjan Stevens.
Zack: Why?
Sam: He's a musical God.
by Influenza September 15, 2008
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Sufjan Stevens

An indie artist from Detroit with ambitions to record albums themed after every state in the USA.
Sufjan Stevens' first state themed album was Michigian.
by Mr. Kite January 21, 2006
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Michael Stevens

The best person on the internet.
He has a YouTube channel called Vsauce which should replace all schools.
Just don't watch him before you sleep. He'll have you questioning your very existence.
I just learned a lot from Michael Stevens on Vsauce!
by tanzdalek October 6, 2020
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Jada stevens

A pornstar who Loves to have sex with Dominic with his long dark curly hair half breed self he's a short guy half Mexican from Austin Texas with a large cock and she absolutely can't get enough of him she will go all the way to anywhere whenever or where ever he is at to to have sex him oral anal kinky shit fetish you name it she is one of the sexiest And funnest and funniest women ever she makes that money gettin to tha bag she got that swagg and dress style dance she can do it all on or off camera
Bro if you could pick one woman to be with tonight who would it be

Jada Stevens hands down!

Damn I forgot all about her
by Test Her limit bruh November 21, 2020
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Bebe Stevens

A girl character from South Park.

Best Friends with Wendy Testaburger, has a red jacket/shirt and puffy/curly hair.

Has gone into a relationship with many boys, started to sprout.
Wendy : My friend Bebe Stevens is so cool!
Red : Uh yeah, cool.
by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018
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1366 guys. 41 girls. 300 girls who look like guys. 1138 will make more money than you. 1138 automatically realize that the value 1138 equals 2/3 of the student population.

Most common (basically only) majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)

Most commonly used pick up lines: “Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?” and “I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.” Most likely to be heard at a lame frat party where there are more computers than girls and mysteriously strong, yet unrealizable, alcoholic punch, which is the only hope most of these video game junkies have in getting any ass. The whole student population could be diagnosed with having Stevens’ goggles, the equal to 2 beer goggles. Girls have it just as bad as the guys. The phrase: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd” is commonly heard by the female students who are often favored by faculty because of their unfortunate situation.

Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to Stevens. (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.

Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Hoboken, less than a mile from NYC, home to many male bachelor yuppies working in the city and the most bars per square foot of any city in the world.
"I saw a girl walking down Washington St and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto Stevens Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10."
by Loooo June 27, 2007
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