Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

settler colony

1). A colony that forms to replace the native population of an existing country.
2). Israel

A settler colony exists only to replace the original population of a country. A core example is Israel after the Holocaust.

by 7568ino March 29, 2024

stottler

THE MAN WITH A PLAN!

That some of a bitch is invincible he must be a Stottler !

by The pointer April 26, 2024

stottler

THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!

That guy is invincible he must be a Stottler

by The pointer April 26, 2024

Settler politics

1. Any and all politics of settlers, by settlers and for settlers

2. Any politics in a settler-colonial state that don’t consider and ignore indigenous people

“I hate American settler politics.”

by blahblahghost November 5, 2025

reighn stettner

reighn is really mean but will always be there for you. love you reighn even thought u are the biggest b word.

YOU: hi reighn
REIGHN STETTNER: shut up

by vkelly215 December 7, 2019

Privileged Settler Farmers

Term used to describe white settlers who moved into an area and began to farm in North America. White Settlers forced indigenous people from there homes onto reservations. The term is usually used to refer to today's population who still are benefiting from colonialism. aka, The original settlers decedents, and other people who use this land. Can be a derogatory term. Can be a just a name.

wow those Privileged Settler Farmers sure have a nice house.

by Swizzletddizzle November 10, 2020