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Stearns

The act of pleasuring oneself with sensational fulfillment, or, taking a poop or smelling like shit
Stearns my shit rn/it smells like Stearns right now
by Stearnsybear March 12, 2026
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Nicole Stearns

Like every other nicole in the world pompous, conceited, full of herself and all for good reason.
Shes acts like nicole stearns, that guy is lucky.
by JustSomeGuyWhoNeverCanFinish.. November 16, 2011
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to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.
I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!
by bear stearns May 20, 2008
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