Stormtrooper Syndrome

A syndrome that’s identified with the symptoms of poor aim with a weapon (usually a gun), poor situational awareness, borderline useless tactics (such as not staying discreet), and 20/100+ vision (poor vision).

Basically the list of symptoms Stormtroopers suffer from Star Wars and is usually used to describe someone in a video game or in Laser tag.

This kid is so bad at Laser tag that he must be suffering from Stormtrooper Syndrome.

by Person #37878678 December 9, 2022

Societal Stormtrooper

Someone who's a follower and mindlessly agrees with society and/or public opinion simply because they have little to no original ideas or stance on anything all because they want to fit in. They only have so much credibility because they are a majority.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know that guy always talking shit about YouTubers that have haters?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a total Societal Stormtrooper..."

by 354ster August 23, 2018

stormtrooper

a sexual act. performed while giving fellatio or hand job, where as the giver uses their palm (well lubricated to avoid this being painful and causing friction burn) and very quickly rubs the head of the penis much like rubbing a clitoris. . .

this is called a "stormtrooper" because you are "polishing the helmet".

in the middle of giving him head, i stormtroopered him and he came all over!

by yalie405 November 12, 2010

Stormtrooper

(adj) A girl's face that has been ejaculated on so much that it's covered in white just like a stormtrooper in Star Wars.

(v) The act of completely covering a girl's face in cum till it's white like a stormtroopers helmet. (Also known as stormtrooping)

(n) A person with a lot of semen on their face.

"Aww man, Marlena got covered last night... there was so much cum on her face she looked like a stormtrooper."

"I was stormtrooping her face so bad she needed a shower immediately so that she could see again!"

Boy 1: "Is she the campus slut?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, she's use to taking loads to the face, she's a stormtrooper."

by Jerzy Kidd January 20, 2011

Menstrual Stormtrooper

Any man that can put up with the bitchiness, moodiness, and bullshit of a woman when she's on her period and still retain his sanity.

Example of a Menstrual Stormtrooper:

"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

Stormtrooper EJR

A loser who is obsessed with Star Wars, who also watches it at home, by himself, in the dark, in his underwear, all while touching himself.

Yo dude, that Erik kid is a real Stormtrooper EJR, I saw him gropping himself in the library!

by Merlin37 November 29, 2011

Stormtrooper

A very tall woman, a big bitch.

The bar was full of stormtroopers.
That big bitch was a stormtrooper!

by Vans January 6, 2005