sarcastrophy

When sarcasm goes horribly, horribly wrong. Generally a joke.

Guy (to fat girl): Hey baby, you're so hot.

Girl: Thanks! Let's hang out.

Guy (to self): *Dammit.*

This is Sarcastrophy, the use of sarcasm in describing the girl caused him to have the whale follow him around all night. Poor bastard.

by Calum M December 24, 2008

StarCatFri

StarCatFri is a Youtuber who mostly uploads videos about homeless people on an online game called 'RuneScape'. Having no life and lots of time on her hands, she can upload videos frequently. Trying to make people laugh is her goal, using potty humour and old jokes. Usually failing miserably. Her best friend 0xygenZero was the first to encourage these horrible videos to be created. 0xygenZero gave her the tools and StarCatFri made the videos.

Hobo One: "omg I found some money on dah street"

Hobo Two:"can I eats it?"

Guy watching video: "What is this sh*t?? StarCatFri is weird"

by StarCatFri January 11, 2012

sarcasted

v.) past tense- spoken with sarcasm, spoken with sarcastic tone.

"Yes, you're incredibly intelligent," sarcasted the Professor.

by Agrian November 18, 2013

sarcastrix

like a dominatrix, but with sarcasm

I am the sarcastrix.

by beandog February 8, 2005

rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

by NuttyJ January 12, 2006

sarcasterisk

The changing of a full stop to an asterisk to indicate that the preceding sentence was sarcastic.

"Dude the sarcasterisk is so great"

"Yes. I really think it'll catch on*"

by DDaly August 1, 2014

*Sarcastrics*

Used before and after a word or phrase while texting to let others know your being *sarcastic* to avoid a misunderstanding.

Oh your going to jail? that sucks *remember to ask about conjugal visits*

Me - Sarah gave me a recipe to try!
You - did you tell her you don't know how to read one of those?

(That sounds like your being a dick, and I might get angry with you)

Me - Sarah gave me a recipe to try!
You - *Did you tell her you dont know how to read one of those?*

(Now I know your just being a smart ass, and I will laugh haha.)
*Sarcastrics*

by Special Kai 724 October 23, 2010