while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
by stokesdawgkillah April 09, 2010
The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis June 02, 2011
When a revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning dump is eradicated from the body of a male of greater than or equal to 74 inches tall while a female is taking a hot and steamy shower. This must occur while in Stanley Idaho and in a bathroom without ventilation.
by concerned_frind_of_emily December 06, 2018
A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.
by fullbodyterrets September 29, 2009
Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
by M.T. Sinjac October 09, 2015
This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
by Perry Jex June 02, 2019