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Stacey from Medina

Stacey from Medina is a young white woman that speeds around in her Rolls Royce that her husband bought her, which is over $300k. She prefers speeding in downtown Bellevue and her husband is a tittie surgeon in the Greater Seattle area. Her job status is unknown, but she is pretty hot. She can be seen at 520 Bar and Grill, Carmine’s and Ascend Prime Steak and Sushi on the 31st floor at the most southern part of Lincoln Square with some of the Medina moms. She meets with them daily or weekly. She also doesn’t have any children, and is unknown if she wants any. The cops know who she is and she doesn’t get any tickets because of her in demand looks in Medina. Her house size is pretty average for Medina at around 7,000 square feet or bigger and is on the lakefront. She only takes out her Land Rover Range Rover Autobiography Long Wheelbase once a year which costs over $250k. Her favourite gifts that she gets almost every year are glassybabys and she likes to shop at the Bravern Shops that consist of Neiman Marcus, Hermés, Louis Vuitton, Moncler, Prada, etc. It is known that she judges what kind of house people live in, what kind of clothes they wear, and what kind of cars people drive.
Person 1: Who’s that lady speeding down Bellevue Way at 120 MPH?

Person 2: Oh, that’s Stacey from Medina. I met her the other day at Ascend.
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Stacey

She’s the kind of girl anyone can get along with. She’s hysterical, quick witted, gorgeous, funny, hilarious, great joke teller, beautiful, so dang pretty, also has killer dance moves. She’ll seduce you with her humor and her great jokes and she’ll also except your jokes about her whiteness and racism.
by Yecatslove September 29, 2020
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What A Stacey

The female equivalent to "What A Chad". A term used to describe a basic white woman, usually in their twenties or early thirties and with blonde hair.
"My old history teacher keeps commenting on my recent facebook post... What a Stacey."
by Germryry May 16, 2020
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Staceyism

Staceyism

A religion, cult, or belief system that’s principles are found through random mediums of nature i.e. rain on a sunny day, crimes of passion, epiphanies of a narcissist, crying during orgasm. Followers usually worship the Virgin Goddess. The holistic philosophy is rooted deeply in an appreciation and indebtedness to dichotomy and integrations.
I recruited a new follower of Staceyism today!

She is a total Stacist!
by 1Founder February 7, 2009
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Stacey Campfield

Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.
Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....
by Kitty Muffin Man! October 18, 2013
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Stacey

A country girl at heart that loves music and is good at her school work. She is quiet and hardly ever shows her feelings. She picks her friends wisely, and only has a few she really trusts.
She never talks, she reminds me of a stacey
by Anonymous790 May 15, 2013
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stacey's mom

Stacey's mom isn't has hot as you think she is. Not only is that song old and annoying, no matter who I meet i automatically get sung the stupid song.
"Hey I'm stacey"... "Stacey's mom has got it going on"...~ PUNCH IN THE FACE
by Stacey-Nicole May 24, 2006
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