Slack attack

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.

Guys hold on, I think I'm having a slack attack!

by Everybodyonce December 10, 2008

Sack Attack

When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.

My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.

by GivzZ December 13, 2016

snack attack

To pelt someone with foodstuffs with the intention of bodily harm.

Archers, fire a volley! Spearmen, sweep right! Twinkie squad, SNACK ATTACK!

by Featherstone April 10, 2006

Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder

Disobedient Willidan turned and noticed that he was the unfortunate victim of a sack attack by the disapproving Huxley

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

Sack Attack

Self explanatory, a swift attack to the SACK.

Perry perform a brutal Sack Attack on Sheldon.

by KOZ January 23, 2003

Sack Attack

A person who attacks other people's sacks.

OMG gordan just sack attacked you louis.

by Rjsimpson123 July 24, 2009

Spack Attack

A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably

I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!

by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2021