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St. Augustine Suprise

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.
Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.
by heatherolson June 14, 2019
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St. Augustine

A school in the north east of Florida one of the best high schools you can go to if you go here you’re most likely smart and well educated and aren’t like those fucking drop outs at Pedro may i remind you the football team won 44-0 against Pedro sucky ass school.
Luke: hey do you go to St. Augustine high?
Jace: Yeah why
Luke: dude i fucking love you
by D.Faiyaz September 7, 2021
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St Augustine CHS

Really really racist and has the same logo as the Ku Klux Klan
“You go to St Augustine CHS, damn bro they’re really really racist and they have the same logo as the Ku Klux Klan
by MasterMilkChocolate December 8, 2021
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