Skintanium (armor)

To fal in to a pool of tanium and then your skin turns into skintanium, skin + tanium = skintanium

I got shot in the arm but thank god for my skintanium (armor), it didnt even pierce me.

My penis was as hard as skintanium until i saw a picture a maggie thatcher.

Superman power punched me in the chest but my outer layer of skintanium exploded his fist.

by Jerry actrick April 27, 2010

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suntanimal

n. - a rare breed of human common to New Jersey and Schaumburg, IL. This organism excesses in extreme self-tanning methods including, but not limited to, bronzing scrubs, lotions, spray-ons, and all coconut-smelling oil agents while over-exposing it's vile flesh to the sun. Elderly people from Florida also qualify as suntanimal status, though not as common...

Holy _hit! Look at those suntanimals! Dude, they are no doubt from Jersey! I don't bro - I've seen some suntanimals just outside Chicago in this _hit hole called Schaumburg... Effin' scary! _ucking suntanimals!

by Dubas January 17, 2008

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Squintani • Squantanious • Squintant • squirtadillo • Shintani • Squirtaliate • squirtalicious • Squirtatious • quintania • Quintanilla

Saintanist

Catholic

Yo he was raised catholic, he's a saintanist

by Honestlydontevenknow July 26, 2018

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Squintallion

To define an Asian gentleman whose scrotum is longer than his penis.

In Asia squintallions are prevalent not for the droopiness of the testicles but the absence of the penis.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021

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squintitis

The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos

"Dude, that Asians eyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"

by cheese steak jimmy December 20, 2008

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