Squirty Bottoms

When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.

(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.

(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.

by Dasspam November 8, 2009

Squinty Squinty

An Asian person who is so incredibly Asian that there eyes look like they are closed shut; squint to the point of asianness

Bro look at that Asian, wait is he sleeping or his he just a squinty squinty.

by Green bean casserole January 1, 2020

squirty

the girl version of jizzy

kat: omg that guy was so squirty
anna: i know right!

by katty e November 3, 2008

Squinty

When people look at clocks and have to squint.

Only a squinty can't tell time!

by Brendan & Westley January 22, 2008

Squirty Cream

British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.

"Oi mate, pass the squirty cream?"
"Sure"

by TheArchivist July 24, 2021

Squirty Sanchez

Similar to the commonly known "dirty sanchez", this one consists of the use of one's own post-coitus fluids, or that of their partner's.

After we made sweet love, I gave my man a squirty sanchez.

by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009

squiffy

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

by CeeScott February 6, 2009