Beijing Squash

What you are about to be. (Predictive of a fight.) When someone is about to fight and they are predicting a fight.

Dave, "Ever heard of a Beijing Squash??"
Clint, "No??"
Dave, "You fittin' to be one."

by Bejing Squash February 6, 2015

Ye Squagellgaster

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus

Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!

by Seataiii January 15, 2023

squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.

I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.

by Break the Cycle March 21, 2007

Squashed

When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.

Bob: I'm sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It's squashed.

by Los Angelina May 11, 2009

Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.

I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.

by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011

lemon squash

Australian slang for a XXXX Gold, a perfect refreshment after a long hard days work. Often used in child friendly media to avoid references to beer or brands.

Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.

by fcknbobfrank October 25, 2018

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018