scouser

British

Someone who comes from Liverpool

by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002

Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 5, 2010

scouse honour

Like scouts honour but for Scousers. Honour for the Liver Bird.

"Sure you will turn up on Saturday Sam?"
"Of course, Scouse honour me honour"

by The One they call Kal October 23, 2022

scouse honour

Like scouse honour but for Scousers. Honouring the Liver Bird.

"You absolutely sure your turning up on Saturday Jack?"
"Of course I will Jill! Scouse Honour My Honour!"

by The One they call Kal October 23, 2022

souseiseki

Souseiseki is the fourth rozen maiden doll, she is considered to be the inverse of her sister, suiseiseki. Souseiseki's "weapon" is a pair of gardener's shears, her artificial spirit is named Lempicka (supposedly after a popular fragrance). Souseiseki is also considered to be the most 'boyish' of the maidens and wears a blue ruffled top with blue shorts and a top hat.

boku boku boku boku boku boku boku boku. (imitation of souseiseki)

by Mr_Vile February 19, 2009

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

ur spouse a mouse

The deadliest insult of all humanity. It destroys no u and reverse cards.

Tom: ur mom gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes

by stewie2gay May 27, 2018