sputnik

thee song by hueninkai/kai kamal huening

"oh whats your favorite song?" "its dear sputnik"

by Definition queennnnnn August 10, 2021

sputnik

The act of doing someone's mother in a hotel.

-How was last's night sputnik?
-What are you talking about?
-Ask your mother.

by Anochefia December 03, 2021

Sputnik

A norwegian musician and truck driver, who is mots famous for singing "divorcing Johanne"

-Have you heard Sputnik`s song?
-♫ ♩ Now shall we divorce Johanne, divorce Johanne, I cant bear to live longer with you♬♪

by LolipopFox April 09, 2021

Sputnik

Often referred to a tiny baby or newborn

Have you named your Sputnik yet?
Did you feed Sputnik?
Sputnik need to change diapers

by Son of TeeKay December 04, 2021

Sputnik

The noise excessive sperm makes splashing on a surface

We both watched sputnik after I dismounted.

by Sacumd April 03, 2021

sputnik

What caused the decline in western toys.

Woody: "What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters, and the dynamite? It was a great show, why cancel it?"
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."

by LouBlu08 June 21, 2021

sputnik head

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.

"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."

by TheSoupNazi89 October 07, 2021