smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).

Them smokies got them ears on.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.

As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.

by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010

Stokie

A person living in the great city of Stoke-on-Trent, whether it be young, old, straight, crooked, professional or a dole dosser. You live in Stoke - your a Stokie.

I'm Jed the Stokie, a Stokie Soljer, need a good toke? then get ya ass to Stoke

by JedST6 March 2, 2009

Spokey

An informal way to tell someone to off them self

You should spokey yourself NOW. - SmallRankHolyFigure

by Train Le Dumbass October 28, 2021

pukey sookie

the act of having a man puke on a women for a sexual thrill. such act can be seen in the latest episode of 1000 Ways to Die.

the other night I was watching a guy do a pukey sookie on a girl.

by Revan24 November 8, 2010

Spoke

Agreeing with something said. Used generally as a response to something you find right.

"Dude that test sucked"
"Yeah you spoke"

by qwertypirate March 10, 2014