the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.
Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !
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Get the fart spliff mug.To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.
Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?
Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!
Joe: Fo sho!
Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!
Joe: Fo sho!
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A can or bottle of soda that has been shaken so that when it is opened, thrown, or tossed, it explodes.
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