Nerd Spawn

n. The progeny of a parent with an above average intelligence who possesses an intense interest(s) typically within the mathmatical/technical/scientific fields. Or, most commonly known as offspring to nerds (see nerd then think about their babies).

Jimmy: "The town I'm from in Alabama is where NASA was founded, so we are all the children of scientists.."
Michi: "So, does that mean you and your friends are nerd spawn?"
Jimmy: "Yes. My friends and I are all nerd spawn."

by OujouX July 24, 2008

Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.

Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!

by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009

Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.

I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics

by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020

spawny

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

by Paul December 4, 2003

Devil's Spawn

A person with true potential of becoming Satans right hand man causing pain and destruction with every moment creating a trail of fabulous blazing fire behind him.

The only reason I'm alive is because the Devil's Spawn hasn't found me yet!

by xXfusionXx March 2, 2015

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

Queer Spawn

The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.

"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"

"really, guess that makes her Queer Spawn like us."

by Kalique November 6, 2008