Splat Cave

a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored

My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

Splatoon 2

splatoon two is gud game. it is throwing colorful shots of ink at others.

"cmon, lets go play splatoon 2"

by iddunno July 19, 2020

splat tim

He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.

Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*

by KFTaco May 12, 2016

Splat Job

According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.

He gave her a Splat Job!

by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018

splatjob

i.. i dont know im worried that you've been seeing too much

stewie: "hey brian, whats a splatjob?"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much

Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT

by Rat_Lord April 7, 2021

splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.

seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004