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When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web
by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019
Get the Spiderman cum mug.1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
by Nato22 November 26, 2007
Get the Sexy Spiderman mug.(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.
The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009
Get the Spidermelon mug.when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.
(can't think of example for spidermaning)
by Labac January 15, 2009
Get the spidermaning mug.While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"
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