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spider monkey

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black
ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black
by white0girl087 July 5, 2006
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flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.
by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008
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spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..
That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !
by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003
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spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
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spider-monkey

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021
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Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
You better hold on tight spider monkey.”
by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023
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