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Speedwagon

To gain confidence of another trying to encourage you.
Jojo I’ll speedwagon you until you achieve victory!”
by Joseph Joestar best April 2, 2019
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Speedwagon

The best waifu in the entire universe. His cute and sexy ways make him the most irresistible waifu on earth. He is also very rich.
“Speedwagon is an exceptionally hot waifu.”
by kiroca909 July 22, 2019
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Hippy Speedball

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.
by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014
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Speedball jr

A speedball jr (speedball junior) is when you make tea out of khat leaves or chew khat leaves and you chug a warm water solution of Kratom or take Kratom pills. The Kratom gives you a buzz and relaxation and energy while the khat gives you more energy and adds to the buzz. You get high off of the combo.
I drank Khat tea and chugged Kratom and now I'm high. This speedball jr is great!
by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023
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New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
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Speedwagon

God. Literally the name of God and the waifu of every single anime universe there ever is, was and ever will be.
A very intellectual and holy person (totally not me): "Speedwagon is a blessing that us mere mortals have witnessed."
by RaiehanCuzREEE October 2, 2020
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Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.
Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball
by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
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