stastick

the act of pulling apart your buttcheeks and laying a steamy pile of poop on a womans bellybutton while peeing on her face

i totally gave that girl a stastick

by tommy salami baby May 18, 2010

shastrikha

Shastrikha is beautiful inside and out, one of the most bubbliest people you will ever meet, although she struggles with her self appearance she will always be quick to compliment a friend for theirs. She is intelligent and hardworking. But she often falls for guys immediately and obsess over them but will always have a laugh with her

Oh yeah shastrikha she’s hilarious

I can’t wait to be around shastrikha

by Jackie_302819737 November 21, 2021

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

Spastiche

Spastiche, or 'stiche', is a mixture of any available alcoholic substances usually created in the early hours of the morning. The more types of alcohol used, the higher the grade of stiche.

"Last night we made a six way Spastiche. It was amazing.."

by Tom Monaghan March 13, 2008

Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012

spasticated

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004

Spastic Beat

A genre of dance music popular in Finland and with a passionate minority of psychedelic trance heads. The music is characterised by off-beat kick drums and percussion, low fidelity instruments and quirky melodies. This sound was made famous by Texas Faggot of Finland. The name is derived from the way people dance to the music: pertaining to, of the nature of, or characterized by spasm.
The name was first coined by Raptor on The Australiens forum in 2006

'The people are dancing to Spastic Beat'

by Raptorrr August 24, 2006