Sparkler

You jerk off with hand sanitizer, and as you’re about to cum you light your dick on fire

Bro 1:you have a lighter?
Bro 2: for what?
Bro 1: I’mna have a sparkler
Bro 2: Oh ok then
Bro 1: Happy 4th of July

by Vinegar Doppio (definitely not December 9, 2019

sparkler

That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.

Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.

by Schpappy party of 3 April 26, 2006

ghetto sparkler

Using a lit wooden punk stick (usually free at a fireworks stand) as a sparkler. When you wave it around in the dark you get a pyrotechnic effect.

They so poor they bought their kid ghetto sparklers.

by The Pirate of Pissants July 4, 2009

sparkler

another word for a "Gay-Homo-lesbo"!!!!!

"that girl was checkin out my ass....what a fuckin sparkler"

by hellokittypal June 19, 2007

sparkler bomb

a large clump of sparklers bound together with the wire of a stripped sparkler. once ignited it makes a great whoosh of intense flames anywhere from 30cm to 20m high.

I lit the sparkler bomb and it went whoosh

by treeny August 16, 2006

Sparkletart

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they might resemble one of the Village People.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008

Sparkleberry

Sparkleberry is a "My Little Pony" type pony who's butt shines like a diamond in the sky. Because the little symbol on its butt like that of most "little ponies" is very glittery.

"Have you seen my pony Sparkleberry?!?!?"
"I think I saw him in your neighbor's front yard hiding behind the tree."

by Gupta Longfellow April 7, 2010