spadonk

Spadonk(v):
Is when one slaps a penis across anothers face.

Hey Jimmy, If you don't stop being a F.A.G I'll spadonk you.

or

O SNAP! YOU JUST GOT SPADONKED!

or

Shit dude, I can't believe you spadonked your mother, thats pure nasty!

by L33t Sk33ten Sp4d0nk3r October 13, 2007

spadonka

This another way of saying the males
organ aka penis.

Girl do you know what I would do to you ?
look at my spadonka!!
I'd beat that up!!!

by Samuel Lewis August 5, 2005

Sardonkulous

Sardonic: Grimly mocking or cynical (adj)
Redonkulous: Significantly more absurd than ridiculous to an almost impossible extreme; without possibility of serious consideration (adj)

Sardonkulous: Ridiculously cynical, absurdly mocking, sardonic to the extreme (adj)

Matt: You'll be trafficking in sex slaves next.
Jess: Dude! Too far. That's sardonkulous.

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Jess: GET OUT!
Matt: Man, you're being sardonkulous

by Frasky July 26, 2011

sardonic

Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines

I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?

by aemeilius April 21, 2018

sparson

Flaming your friend using his too-wide-audience mailing list.

A friend sends you an email with lots of college buddies that you don't personally know. You send out an email insinuating that he is gay to the entire distribution. This constitutes "sparson," or flaming spam.

by Steve Howell January 11, 2009

Shardonnay

A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.

Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."

by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011

sardonic

disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.

When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.

by humpy321 January 8, 2006