Spalled

(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.

Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."

by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

finger fucking sally

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"

finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar

by anthonynumber12 June 11, 2009

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Rimjob Sally

When playing beer pong and the ball either hits the lip of the cup or spins out. The more frequently this happens the more likely you will bust out a "rimjob sally!". An exclamation.

Simply "Rimjob sally!"

"Jees, dude, this night has just been full of rimjob sally's."

by seanpatrickb September 28, 2009

Sally on the Side

Made famous by George R.R. Martin's book "A Game of Thrones" and mainstream by the HBO adaption "Game of Thrones".

1. A prostitute or mistress.

2. A loose girl you can do anything with in utter secrecy and never have it reach the light of day.

Samwell Tarley: "I know for a fact that some of the officers go to that brothel in Mole's town. I wouldn't doubt it. Don't you think it's a little bit unfair? Making us take our vows while they sneak off for a little Sally on the side?"

Jon Snow: "Sally on the side?"

by Censure June 29, 2011

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Sally

The prettiest most perfect girl you will ever meet. You might melt because she is hot af. She is the prettiest and most amazing person. Don’t lose her or you will be sad for the rest of your life. XOXO <3

Your girlfriend sucks compared to my Sally.

by Sallyiscute August 22, 2021