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Blue Springs South High School 

Blue springs South High School resides in...well Blue Springs Missouri. It’s not a special place, but it’s a place with all types of families with a diverse set of income, not many people stand out. The students who attend Blue Springs are typically complete arrogant retards who let their ego take over any situation. If you ever have a chance to meet one of the students who attend here, you have my sympathy. This school is filled to the brim with kids pissing their pants over dab pens and juul pods (Njoy’s seem to be the replacement to juuls as of recently). The people here will do a back bend in the class and contort their bodies just to proudly show you how many inches of the few that are offered of their own dicks they can fit into their mouths. Don’t worry about offending anyone here, they’ll probably put it on their Snapchat story with a black photo behind the words “this guys an ass hole” yet claiming it’s indirect. The epitome of basic white retards who put the “don’t talk to me, or you’re getting blocked” on their story. If you’re lucky enough to meet one of the people who have some shred of any human decency here they'll probably cheat on you, steal something from you, or talk shit on you as they have no care outside of themselves. But hey, at least the football teams pretty cool.
Person 1: hey what’s up man, did you wanna hit my dab pen in the parking lot of Blue Springs South High School today?

Person 2: nah man, I’d rather suck your dick or my own :)

Person 3: I’m retarded

clarkstown south high school 

Part of clarkstown central school district. The better out of the two high schools. Located in West Nyack, New York. Has a range of people that go there with awesome teachers and a principal that screams when its friday.
Man, that Clarkstown South high school is one great school!

Pueblo South High School football 

The ultimate upittomy of scumbag faggot football players on the planet. There middle name is dirty while they suck off the referees. Stadium is total shit even with the jumbotron.

Dick, conceded douchbag players that finger themselves after each game. Stay away from this infested sack of dog shit school at all means.
Pueblo South High School football

Hey dude, gotta play Pueblo South tonight. You shitting me dude, are the Denver PD escorting you out of that shithole?

Pueblo South= Low life, scum sucking pieces of chewed up DOG SHIT!!!

Thornton fractional south high school 

A ghetto ass school with bunch of bad ass of kids who always fight at least once of month, vape in the bathrooms, fight after school and end up arrested, have random accounts about the school whether it's fighting videos, confessions, etc. The kids speak ganglish, often failing classes, and try to start music careers with trashy ass beats and awful vocals.

Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.
"This school sucks."
"Yeah, it's Thornton Fractional South High School."

south iredell high 

Ahh, the sweet smell of goat shit and ROTC sweat. Welcome to South! Don't forget your dip!

Start your morning off with our principal thats constantly fucked up on crack as well as the leader of the bald patrol. Next thing you wanna do is go to the juul lounge aka the B building bathroom, get a good ole nic buzz and if you're lucky a little weed high maneeee. If you're hungry, stop by the nasty cafeteria for some shitty cold food that tastes like absolute nothingness (except the fries, they smack). Step into the court yard and take a whiff of some pussy sweat from the thots and tears from the emos! Our school is cursed, every year someone dies, and our teen pregnancy rate is at an all time high! Don't forget to use condoms kids! Remember not to use the water fountains, or else you'll get mono! There's a ton of cool cliques for you yungins to join, there's the yeeyee group who all support Donald Trump and are in the FFA, the "popular" thots who think they're thicc, the ghetto white girls who hang with the black group, the good ole emo island behind the student center who might shoot the school up if you're not watching, and of course, the normal kids. Don't forget ladies and gentlemen, they shut down all the juul lounges during lunch so make sure to get your buzz before then!
"He's in ROTC and FFA? He's a South Iredell High kid!"

South Point High School 

Debasmin Ghosh goes to South Point High School

South Windsor High School 

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo