masturbation.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 10, 2010
Get the taking my talents to south beach mug.What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
Get the South Beached mug.When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
by guitar12988 July 28, 2010
Get the Take my talents to South Beach mug.A phrase to explain a person who chose a team or group other than their first to try to improve on their previous success but ended up failing due to their effort.
by bdaking2 July 29, 2011
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Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010
Get the Take my talents down to South Beach mug.Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
by JamesGee July 10, 2010
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