sophophilia

The sexual gratification obtained from learning it comes from the Greek word 'sophíā' which means 'learning' 'wisdom' and 'Phile' which means 'Love'.

Man I really wish I had sophophilia because then I would have loved doing homework!

by CorvusDraconis May 29, 2014

Sophomore Catastrophe

Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.

"I might as well just drop out now!"

"Why would you do that?!"

"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"

"...."

"I'm just saying... Think about it..."

by cookiedough5454 January 3, 2010

Sophonias

Sophonias is a name given to a black person that’s just cool as hell. They’re so calm and collected that everyone has immense respect for them. Sophonias is also extremely attractive and is able to make friends anywhere at anytime by making random people burst out laughing.

1 - Yo this nigga, Sophonias had me dead the other day at that funeral.

2 - Sophonias is the perfect name for this child, I can see success in his future.

3 - This one kid Sophonias went across the border just to get a real Mexican burrito.

by Www.Dictionary.com/S-Z November 5, 2017

Sophowhore

A sophomore in high school that has had sex a number of times that is more than her age.

"My mom is such a slut that when she was in in high school, she was a Sophowhore!"

by Caz95 August 5, 2009

Night Siphoning

Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.

Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.

Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.

Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.

by travors February 18, 2010

sophomoritis

The sophomore year of high school where all the jitters are gone from freshman year and you know you should be doing all your work but you just don't. Most students effected by sophomoritis drink and smoke the year away. Usually leads to junioritis cause we realized we fucked up. Sophomoristis, We'd fight for a cure but we're too immature.

"Man, don't you have to study for that HUGE test tomorrow?!"
"Duuuuude, nahh. I got sophomoritis."

by causeimcoollikethat July 18, 2006

sophomore

A person who is in their second year of high school or college. Most of the time, this term refers to the high school sophomores. It's the most important year academically, even more-so than freshman year. Most sophomores have matured a bit since freshman year. Many of them of generally good people. However, there are idiots that think they are the best thing since sliced bread because of the fact that they are sophomores. They buy into this idea and start picking on freshman. There are also people that haven't matured one bit since freshman year and still act as retarded, sex-obsessed, and jock-like as ever. Some sophomores actually get along with freshman. Seniors and juniors don't really care much about sophomores. There are a few who are actually friends with sophomores, however.

Sophomore 1: Hey, it's a freshman, let's go beat up his ass.

Sophomore 2: You can go right ahead. I'm staying right here.

*Sophomore 1 goes to a freshman and holds him up. A dean sees this and brings him to his office.*

by King of Inland October 23, 2007