Southampton F.C

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.

Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.

by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019

scthanky

da shiznit

Dinger's so cool; he's scthanky!!

by KTaraBlondie6429 June 17, 2003

southampton syndrome

having to spend a long time with relatives, usually on holiday, that leave no time for musturbation.

after spending a week in Southampton with his mum Andrew developed Southampton syndrome.

by chocolate vs cheese August 26, 2009

Southam

Southam is a small town in Warwickshire, There are a number of pubs for adults, but no night club or landmark area.

There isn't a lot for this kids tand young people to do so there is a lot of crime.

I got mugged in Southam.

by ajuk November 22, 2009

Southampton

A commercial port on the south coast of England where the world's largest passenger cruise liners don't dock but wait out in the clearer waters off Portsmouth.

scum Southampton

by PT_P November 18, 2009

Southampton

I was born in Southampton and lived around the southside all my life and I feel all hoods around the south like Lymington New Milton Ringwood Lyndhurst Sway etc owe Southampton

just go to southampton blacks whites !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Last Motherfuker Breathing May 13, 2005

southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003