snowtard

A person who continues to drive at 25 miles an hour for three days after a snowstorm in spite of the roads being totally clear of anything

Boss: Why are you late for work?
Me: I followed a snowtard who doesn't realize the snowstorm ended three days ago
Boss: What you gonna tell me about a flat tire next?

by Bull96 April 15, 2013

Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

by James Scarper March 30, 2012

snowboarding

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia

"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'

by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014

Dirty Snowball

When a guy cum's into a females ass and then she squirts it into her hand and throws it at him.

After Busting a load in Monica's ass she popped out a dirty snowball and threw it at my face!

by GTG Crew December 30, 2008

Snowball Impregnator

This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.

Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?

Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?

by Phthalo Blue March 10, 2011

end-of-semester snowball phenomenon

The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.

You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.

by 4eggSAMple April 15, 2009

Snowtarded

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.

Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!

by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010