Poop Snorkle

When receiving, or giving a hot carl the seran rap rips, and the poop pours up your nose.

(This can be considered Level 9.)

Man she totally had a poop snorkle last night when that seran rap ripped.

by Ryan Beldessi April 28, 2008

polynesian snorkle

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.

Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.

by PwentUrsin July 9, 2011

vagina snorkle

An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.

Pregnant? Want to take a bath? Don't forget your vagina snorkle

by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014

Banana Snorkle

A head job in the water

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )

by winkleberry August 13, 2011

crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

Cock-snorkle

The act of giving felacio underwater.

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.

by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017