slur sobriety

The state of abstinence from using slurs or offensive language.

"It's been three months since I've last said the n-word!"
"Congratulations on your slur sobriety!"

by Arikorv April 3, 2022

high snobiety

When someone thinks so highly of themselves that they tend to snob everyone else.

Jim doesn't answer my texts he's such a high snobiety.

by q fapa q November 26, 2022

sobrietus

The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.

"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."
"Quick, hide the goat."

by Glenny G January 14, 2008

sobriecy

When you don’t drink, but your also drunk. When your drunk on water

Ally was experiencing sobriecy after an intense marathon of hydration.

by DJbeFirst November 20, 2020

sobriecy

When your dunk but don’t drink.
When you become drunk from over hydration.

She was experiencing sobriecy after a marathon on hydration.

by DJbeFirst November 20, 2020

sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

Sobriety

The state that is achieved (for instance) on monday about 2:30pm > 5:30pm, either at work or driving home, when you realizse that the headache you've had all day was a warning to your body that all the fun you had over the weekend had to finnish with the realization that it might not have been the best idea in the world to zip-tie your best friend, naked, to that cow (common milk or heafer will do) just before you superglued (him/her) to that riot wagon.

ITS A FUKIN COW DUDE, if you poke it, it will come,,,---
ok lets do this fast (relavent stumble), you got him naked yet???--- is the glue ready???,,,etc---, your gonna regret this when sobriety hits ya tommorow mofo, hehe

by Rippedd June 24, 2009